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OrngKryptonite

Orange Kryptonite

A chunk of translucent orange rock. He/Him/Good Boy

Earth

Joined on 6 May, 2017

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Trump's current strategy is a classic. "lol, no u." #PelosiMeltdown #actuallyTrumpMeltdown

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Replying to @karim_douieb: Challenge accepted! Here is a transition between surface area of US counties and their associated population. This arguab…

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Hey @GOP and @realDonaldTrump, would it be fair to say every vote for a Republican represents a bullet destined for a Kurd and an ounce of spit on the graves of those who died fighting ISIS? #RepublicanParty #RepublicanCampaignSlogans

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Challenge accepted! Here is a transition between surface area of US counties and their associated population. This arguably provides a much more accurate reading of the situation. @observablehq notebook: #HowChartsLie #DataViz #d3js

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I learned today that Brie Larson did not in fact ruin Captain Marvel. No, she ruined a hypothetical career as a bad ass metal/rock vocalist. #thanksBrieLarson for denying us this awesomeness. *scold scold scold* /s

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So, apparently our brilliant strategy in Northern Syria is to spend months parsing out a deal with Turkey, having the Kurds pull back their heavy weapons so that the US can completely withdraw and only have spastic threats from POTUS to protect our now abandoned allies?

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What does a fry cook without a CEO look like? A person cooking stuff people ask for for a price they determine is fair and at the end of the day take everything they earned home with them.

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Because it's trending, I have an idea for an #DnD module. You are hired by the Baroness to investigate a group of people inciting revolt among the common folk. You have to find out who keeps spreading rumors that the Baroness enslaved halflings to pick lettuce.

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So. Using a position of power to extort an ally to get incriminating information on a political rival and then attempting to keep that hidden is apparently a-okay according to Republicans. Neat! Very free, very just, super transparent and much lacking in corruption!

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In rare White House footage we see the exchange between Bolton and Trump.

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Replying to @PhilosophyTube: Just donated all the money - they tell me it could fund over 21,000 calls to their hotline, or train over 500 new volun…

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Quoted @PhilosophyTube

The final total of the Shakespeare marathon stream, which will all be donated to @samaritans, is £109,447.54, or about $133,000! THANK YOU to everyone who helped out! ✨💖💷

Just donated all the money - they tell me it could fund over 21,000 calls to their hotline, or train over 500 new volunteer listeners ✨💕

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Dave Chapelle has proven that you just can't make jokes anymore! Cancel culture is real! You just can't book a major venue and make millions with a comedy special filled with borderline exploitative material sold to one of the largest media platforms anymore.

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My Country When A Mass Shooting Happens

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Replying to @matt_cam: "I can't go back," my client told me as soon as he sat down at the table in ICE detention.

"They will kill me."

I believed…

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"I can't go back," my client told me as soon as he sat down at the table in ICE detention.

"They will kill me."

I believed him.

The judge agreed that they probably would kill him, just before he denied his asylum claim.

He was deported.

They did.

I just found out today.

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Replying to @OrngKryptonite: @ThoughtSlime I don't celebrate the cessation of life functions of the organism that was David Koch. I am happy that hi…

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@ThoughtSlime I don't celebrate the cessation of life functions of the organism that was David Koch. I am happy that his ideas and influence are gone. I celebrate the loss of a symbolic figurehead of oligarchy. I hope for the creation of a power vacuum that sews destructive in-fighting.

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Has anyone else noticed that @realpilotpriest 's song Black Rain is viscerally disturbing? Like, everything about it seems crafted specifically to evoke anxiety and dread.

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Just finished watching Rocco's Modern Life: Static Cling. How DARE this nostalgic property that I never really watched but understand to be popular based on memes ATTACK me by positing that accepting change is more adult than bitterly clinging to static ideas.

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. . . . . . Amazon...... No, I can't do it, this is a silly game, it's not real. I am totally not scared! YOU'RE SCARED!

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. . . Amazon Fulfillment Center

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Amazon Fulfillment Center

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