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Joined on 16 April, 2015
#Meltdown WWIII won’t be fought with bombs and tanks,it will be fought with tweets and insults.
#NewCommandments tho shall not kill unless it’s the Kurds
#NewCommandments tho shall not covent thy neighbors quid pro quo
#SoICalled911 because there’s a asshole in the Whitehouse.
#SpoilAMovieIn2Words Down Town Abby does not burn too the ground,should have sorry more then two words,but those assholes are a bunch of classes morons.
#SpoilAMovieIn2Words ET Home
#ElizabethWarrenHasAPlanFor Making the Whitehouse great again
#ElizabethWarrenHasAPlanFor greasing up the election,shining it up all nice,turning it sideways and sticking it straight up Trumps candy ass CAN YOU SMELLLLLLLLLL WHAT WARREN IS COOKING.
#SignsYouAreSexy you look great in tee shirts.
#OhGodMoment watching two girls and a cup,and hurling on my living room table,five minutes in.
#OhGodMoment getting crazy glue in my eye,and having seven hour surgery to remove it.
#OhGodMoment I survived my face nearly being blown off,because know one told me my brother laced the egg nog with lighter fluid until after I lite my holiday cigar.
#RepublicanCampaignSlogans Us Them and You
#RepublicanCampaignSlogans vote Republican or go fuck youreself
#DONOTHINGDEMOCRATS propaganda by Trump to make his base drink the kool aid,before it hits the Titanic,all who support this man are going down with him,and that’s fine but you been warned.
#RickPerryMadeMeDoIt do do do do Rick Perry looking out his back door.
#RickPerryMadeMeDoIt cause he the man
#FavorsTrumpWouldAsk sex from Ivanka ,come on baby please it’s my birthday