Hyme ( @zyndajm ) Twitter Profile

zyndajm

Hyme

killing time online. trying to be funny, but mostly amusing myself.

Joined on 9 January, 2013

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  • 245 Following

#MyFavoritePicture is for me. Sorry but you don't get to see that one

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Psalm-where Over the Rainbow #ReligiousBandsOrSongs

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In Budda Club #ReligiousBandsOrSongs

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Righteous Said Fred #ReligiousBandsOrSongs

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Nickleback will go down as the greatest rock band in history. #MakeAnOutrageousClaim

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Halloween it's coming up. DM me if you want me to send some nudes. That way you can win the scariest decoration contest for sure

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They actually ARE called hamberders. You've just been saying it wrong this while time. #FakeBurgerFacts

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Replying to @Sckswithsandals: It always looks like the picture when you order it. #FakeBurgerFacts

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This is the greatest thing to ever happen to burgers #FakeBurgerFacts

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Making them from something other than meat is perfectly acceptable and can be quite liberating #FakeBurgerFacts

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It always looks like the picture when you order it. #FakeBurgerFacts

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Knowing it wasn't going to last forever #BestPartOfBeingATeen

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I really Hope Nickleback puts out some new music soon. All their previous stuff has proven to be what music really is and I've enjoyed it completely. #TweetsFromMyHackedAccount

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A friend of mine once posted a pic of us on Instagram. I was called hideous and several other less than positive adjectives. Ergo, you now know why I don't often post pics of myself on social media.

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Soylent Green #BadBackToSchoolLunches

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Bruce Springsteen and the Eat Street Band #BandsThatSnack

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Twizzler Sister #BandsThatSnack

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#ImOldEnoughToRememberWhen banging erasers wasn't a euphemism

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